heartbreaker

Ugh not fun. I had to drive and drop off his stuff. The American boarder guard asked me what the purpose of my trip was and I said to bring my ex his stuff. He stops looking at my passport, looks up at me and gives me a strange face, then says, "This stuff happens." And I said, "Yea fun times." He told me good luck and that was that. I'm pretty sure it was the quickest crossing ever.

On the way back, (also note it was like 30 minute wait BOTH WAYS at the GD boarder) the Canadian guard noticed I was gone 3 hours and said, what was the purpose of your trip? I said to drop off my ex's stuff. He then laughed at me. (Note: He was a fucking HOT boarder guard) He then apologized and said, "Sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but you don't hear that everyday." "Yeah." "Well he's lucky you brought him his stuff and didn't burn it." "Well I broke it off with him so it's kinda my duty." "Well that's good of you."

As I drove away I thought, what kind of crazy bitches did you date/what the fuck did you do to them that made them burn your shit!

He was hot enough I'm sure he caused some trouble.